Military thong Nylon product image (primary)
Front-facing men's thong photographed flat, showing a contoured front pouch in perforated olive-green fabric, contrasting black side panels and trim, and a wide olive elastic waistband with a large black logotype.

Pump!

Military Thong Nylon

3.8/5 (4)
CA$40.00CAD
In Stock

This men's thong from Canadian brand Pump! is made from a stretch nylon-blend microfibre with a double-layered front and a low-rise waistband. It features a wide elastic waistband, a contoured pouch with perforated mesh detailing, and contrasting black side panels and trim in an olive-green military colorway, with a Y-shaped back for a secure fit. Designed in Canada, this breathable, lightweight thong serves as functional everyday underwear.

Category
Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Underwear & Socks > Underwear

Specifications

Material
Body: 77% nylon, 23% elastane; Lining: 93% cotton, 7% elastane
Gender
male
Age Group
adult
Condition
new
Category
Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Underwear & Socks > Underwear

Product Insights

The Pump! Military Thong Nylon delivers a fixed elastic waistband for soft all-day wear, a Y-shape back to prevent riding up and stabilize the front pouch, and a double-layered nylon-elastane front with cotton lining for modesty and comfort. The nylon-elastane mesh retains shape for lasting support, and the mesh yoke and perforated pouch offer superior breathability to cotton. At $40, it outperforms basic cotton thongs in breathability and shape retention, but requires machine washing cold and hang drying to preserve elasticity and shape.

Verified claims

Waistband comfort
The waistband is a fixed, wide elastic band — not adjustable — designed for soft all-day wear; it is an exposed 40 mm soft-hand elastic, not fabric-covered or plush.
Y-shape back
Y-back design keeps the thong in place during movement.
Modesty support
Double-layered nylon-elastane front with cotton lining prevents show-through and improves comfort.
Shape retention
Nylon-elastane mesh retains its shape for lasting coverage and support.
Back design stability
Y-shape back reduces the likelihood of riding up and provides stability for daily wear.
Breathability
The black mesh yoke running front to back and the perforated pouch improve airflow; the synthetic microfibre is more breathable than cotton during movement, though cotton can feel airier in hot, still conditions.
Fit
This low-rise thong has a Y-shape back that reduces riding up, and a double-layered, contoured front pouch that provides support and helps prevent show-through.
Rating
The PUMP! international brand store aggregates a 4.9/5 rating across 34 reviews, 91% five-star.
Value
At $40, offers better breathability and shape retention than basic cotton thongs.
Care
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and hang dry to preserve elasticity and shape.
Sizing
Several buyers recommend going up a size for a roomier fit; PUMP! says the thong is not cut smaller across the board and most shoppers take their normal waist size, with sizing up only for a looser waistband or if between sizes.
Overall comfort
Buyers describe the thong as surprisingly comfortable and well made.
Cotton-lined pouch
The front pouch is cotton-lined and double-layered.
Colorway
The 'Patterned Black' colorway is a military colour-block, not a printed motif: a military-green mesh cup and an army-green-and-black waistband set against a black mesh yoke and black microfiber piping; it may be faintly visible under very light or thin trousers.
Pouch room
The front cup is cut for a close, supportive lift rather than extra room; average builds fit well, larger anatomy may run snug, and the double-layered front is mainly about modesty and support, not accommodating a bigger package.

Product record

Title
Military Thong Nylon
Brand
Pump!
Price
40 CAD
Availability
In stock

Buying Guide

1 comparison · 12 sources

Uses

Everyday thong comfort in nylon

A soft, comfortable elastic waistband makes this nylon thong an option for everyday wear, and one summarized customer review describes it as surprisingly comfortable for a thong. Reviews indicate the fit runs small — some customers found ordering one size larger than usual gave a perfect, comfortable fit.[2]

Everyday wear with secure support

A customer reviewer reported that this thong provides excellent support, with a secure hold that doesn't sacrifice comfort. It's suited to wearing when you want everything to stay in place while still feeling comfortable throughout the day.[2]

Breathable thong for all-day wear

Pump!'s Military Thong Nylon features a black mesh yoke running from front to back, which the brand says ensures breathability throughout the day. This makes it a candidate for everyday wear when you want a minimal-cut style with airflow built into the design.[1]

Product comparison

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Military Thong Nylon: Choose this if you want a low-rise thong with a contoured, double-layered front pouch and a soft elastic waistband, made from stretch nylon-blend microfibre (77% nylon, 23% elastane) with a cotton-lined cup. It comes in Patterned Black from small to x-large, and per Pump!'s product description a black mesh yoke running front to back supports breathability throughout the day; reviewers describe it as surprisingly comfortable with secure support, and it holds a 4.9 rating from 34 reviews. Note that the sizing runs small, so consider ordering one size up to avoid a too-tight fit.[1,2]Brown Micro-Perforated String Thong Nylon: Choose this if you want a minimal string thong in brown with a micro-perforated mesh look and a wide, logo-branded elastic waistband. It is made from a stretchy nylon-spandex blend (77% nylon, 23% spandex) with a cotton-lined, contoured and double-layered front pouch, and the merchant describes it as ultra comfortable. It comes in small through extra-large and its narrow side straps mean very minimal coverage, so it suits those comfortable with a revealing cut.[3,4]Whisper Sheer-Stripe Thong Polyester: Choose this if you want a black thong with a semi-sheer, striped front pouch and a soft, stretchy microfibre build that wicks moisture and breathes well — one wearer found it nice for everyday use. The front is double layered with a cotton-lined pouch, set in a 1.5 inch softhand elastic waistband with raised PUMP! lettering. Note that Pump! thongs reportedly tend to run smaller, so consider sizing up, especially if you prefer a less body-hugging fit.[5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12]

Image Analysis

2 images
Military thong Nylon product image (primary)
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Product

Front-facing men's thong photographed flat, showing a contoured front pouch in perforated olive-green fabric, contrasting black side panels and trim, and a wide olive elastic waistband with a large black logotype.

  • Overall silhouetteFlat-laid front view of a low-rise thong with a pronounced contoured front pouch and narrow side straps that run to the waistband.
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.18 · w 0.88 · h 0.56 (high)
  • Front pouch material and textureCentral pouch panel in olive-green perforated mesh fabric with visible small round perforations and vertical stitching down the center.
    1 regionx 0.38 · y 0.32 · w 0.24 · h 0.44 (high)
  • Waistband constructionWide elastic waistband in an olive tone with horizontal stripe texture near the top and bottom and a large centered black logotype.
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.12 · w 0.88 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Contrast trim and side panelsBlack smooth fabric side panels and narrow black binding trim outlining the pouch and leg openings.
    2 regionsx 0.06 · y 0.28 · w 0.22 · h 0.26 (high); x 0.72 · y 0.28 · w 0.22 · h 0.26 (high)
  • Center seam detailVisible vertical center seam on the pouch formed by raised stitching that follows the pouch contour.
    1 regionx 0.48 · y 0.32 · w 0.04 · h 0.42 (high)
  • Brand text on waistband“PUMP!”
    1 regionx 0.28 · y 0.12 · w 0.44 · h 0.12 (high)

Other

Product centered on a neutral light gray background with soft shadow below; image shot from above with uniform studio lighting.

  • Background and stagingNeutral light gray background with a soft drop shadow beneath the product, no props or packaging visible.
    1 regionx 0.00 · y 0.00 · w 1.00 · h 1.00 (high)
  • Lighting and shadowEven, diffused studio lighting producing minimal specular highlights and a subtle shadow under the pouch area.
  • Image crop and orientationProduct is horizontally centered and fully visible within the frame; image is a top-down flat-lay.

Colors

olive green· waistbanddark olive green· front pouch#4D5A44black· side panels and trim#0C1215black· waistband logotype
Military thong Nylon product image 2
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Product

Flat-laid black nylon thong with a wide olive-green elastic waistband branded 'PUMP!' and a contoured front pouch; visible stitching and a narrow rear strap configuration.

  • WaistbandWide elastic waistband in an olive-green tone with horizontal darker olive knit stripes running across most of its length; waistband spans full product width and is folded flat.
    1 regionx 0.05 · y 0.08 · w 0.90 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Brand text on waistband“PUMP!”
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.08 · w 0.35 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Front pouch shapeContoured triangular front pouch made from smooth black fabric with visible single-needle topstitching around the pouch perimeter; pouch tapers to a narrow point toward the bottom center.
    1 regionx 0.33 · y 0.28 · w 0.34 · h 0.48 (high)
  • Upper front panel materialUpper band of the main body below the waistband appears as a perforated or mesh-like black fabric panel with small evenly spaced holes.
    1 regionx 0.12 · y 0.18 · w 0.76 · h 0.12 (medium)
  • Stitching detailVertical center seam and visible topstitch reinforcement where waistband meets body at center front.
    1 regionx 0.48 · y 0.08 · w 0.04 · h 0.18 (high)
  • Side trimsNarrow black binding trims along leg openings and waistband seam visible on both sides, flat and slightly raised above main fabric plane.
    2 regionsx 0.06 · y 0.22 · w 0.14 · h 0.18 (high); x 0.80 · y 0.22 · w 0.14 · h 0.18 (high)
  • Rear/narrow strap indicationNarrow back strap geometry inferred by the thong silhouette narrowing from the waistband into a single thin strap centered behind the pouch area; strap itself is not fully visible across the image background.Partial

Other

Product photographed flat against a uniform light grey background with soft shadowing beneath; centered, evenly lit top-down studio shot with slight vignette.

  • Background and shadowLight neutral grey background with a soft drop shadow under the product concentrated below the pouch area.
    1 regionx 0.00 · y 0.00 · w 1.00 · h 1.00 (high)
  • Shot compositionFlat-lay front-facing product photograph centered in frame with even studio lighting and minimal perspective distortion.

Colors

olive green· waistbanddark black· brand text on waistbandmatte black· main body and pouch#0C0E0Dcharcoal black· upper front mesh panel

Variants

4 SKUs
All variants of Military Thong Nylon
SKUTitlePriceAvail
4145592Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - SmallCA$40.00Yes
4145593Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - MediumCA$40.00Yes
4145594Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - LargeCA$40.00Yes
4145595Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - X-LargeCA$40.00Yes

Documents & Data

Customer Reviews

4 total
3.8

4 reviews · out of 5

J’adore!

★★★★★Eric P.

Un excellent maintien!

Slip tange

★★★★★Patrice P.

Slip tange

Surprisingly comfortable

★★★★★Robert M.

Surprising comfortable pair of underwear. Well made. Agree with other reviews to size up. I'm usually medium but just the Pump thongs need to size up.

Go up a size

★★★★★Deryck K.

If you follow their sizing chart, be sure to go up a size from what you normally wear and they’ll fit perfectly.

Provenance

Merchant Link
https://www.simons.ca/en/men-underwear/boxers-briefs/briefs/military-thong-nylon--9358-23105?colourId=0
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