Military thong Nylon product image (primary)
Front-facing men's thong photographed flat, showing a contoured front pouch in perforated olive-green fabric, contrasting black side panels and trim, and a wide olive elastic waistband with a large black logotype.

Pump!

Military Thong Nylon

3.8/5 (4)
CA$40.00CAD
In Stock

This men's thong from Canadian brand Pump! is made from a stretch nylon-blend microfibre with a double-layered front and a low-rise waistband. It features a wide elastic waistband, a contoured pouch with perforated mesh detailing, and contrasting black side panels and trim in an olive-green military colorway, with a Y-shaped back for a secure fit. Designed in Canada, this breathable, lightweight thong serves as functional everyday underwear.

Category
Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Underwear & Socks > Underwear

Specifications

Material
Body: 77% nylon, 23% elastane; Lining: 93% cotton, 7% elastane
Gender
male
Age Group
adult
Condition
new
Category
Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Underwear & Socks > Underwear

Product Insights

The Pump! Military Thong Nylon delivers a fixed elastic waistband for soft all-day wear, a Y-shape back to prevent riding up and stabilize the front pouch, and a double-layered nylon-elastane front with cotton lining for modesty and comfort. The nylon-elastane mesh retains shape for lasting support, and the mesh yoke and perforated pouch offer superior breathability to cotton. At $40, it outperforms basic cotton thongs in breathability and shape retention, but requires machine washing cold and hang drying to preserve elasticity and shape.

Verified claims

Waistband comfort
Fixed elastic waistband is not adjustable and is designed to be soft and comfortable.
Y-shape back
Y-back design keeps the thong in place during movement.
Modesty support
Double-layered nylon-elastane front with cotton lining prevents show-through and improves comfort.
Shape retention
Nylon-elastane mesh retains its shape for lasting coverage and support.
Back design stability
Y-shape back reduces the likelihood of riding up and provides stability for daily wear.
Breathability
Mesh yoke and perforated pouch outclass cotton in breathability.
Fit
Y-shape back reduces riding up; front double layer prevents show-through.
Rating
Brand's site shows 4.9/5 from 34 reviews, 91% five-star.
Value
At $40, offers better breathability and shape retention than basic cotton thongs.
Care
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and hang dry to preserve elasticity and shape.
Sizing
Buyers recommend going up a size from your usual size; several note Pump! thongs fit best when sized up.
Overall comfort
Buyers describe the thong as surprisingly comfortable and well made.
Cotton-lined pouch
The front pouch is cotton-lined.

Product record

Title
Military Thong Nylon
Brand
Pump!
Price
40 CAD
Availability
In stock

Buying Guide

1 comparison · 12 sources

Uses

Everyday thong comfort in nylon

A soft, comfortable elastic waistband makes this nylon thong an option for everyday wear, and one summarized customer review describes it as surprisingly comfortable for a thong. Reviews indicate the fit runs small — some customers found ordering one size larger than usual gave a perfect, comfortable fit.[2]

Everyday wear with secure support

A customer reviewer reported that this thong provides excellent support, with a secure hold that doesn't sacrifice comfort. It's suited to wearing when you want everything to stay in place while still feeling comfortable throughout the day.[2]

Breathable thong for all-day wear

Pump!'s Military Thong Nylon features a black mesh yoke running from front to back, which the brand says ensures breathability throughout the day. This makes it a candidate for everyday wear when you want a minimal-cut style with airflow built into the design.[1]

Product comparison

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Military Thong Nylon: Choose this if you want a low-rise thong with a contoured, double-layered front pouch and a soft elastic waistband, made from stretch nylon-blend microfibre (77% nylon, 23% elastane) with a cotton-lined cup. It comes in Patterned Black from small to x-large, and per Pump!'s product description a black mesh yoke running front to back supports breathability throughout the day; reviewers describe it as surprisingly comfortable with secure support, and it holds a 4.9 rating from 34 reviews. Note that the sizing runs small, so consider ordering one size up to avoid a too-tight fit.[1,2]Brown Micro-Perforated String Thong Nylon: Choose this if you want a minimal string thong in brown with a micro-perforated mesh look and a wide, logo-branded elastic waistband. It is made from a stretchy nylon-spandex blend (77% nylon, 23% spandex) with a cotton-lined, contoured and double-layered front pouch, and the merchant describes it as ultra comfortable. It comes in small through extra-large and its narrow side straps mean very minimal coverage, so it suits those comfortable with a revealing cut.[3,4]Whisper Sheer-Stripe Thong Polyester: Choose this if you want a black thong with a semi-sheer, striped front pouch and a soft, stretchy microfibre build that wicks moisture and breathes well — one wearer found it nice for everyday use. The front is double layered with a cotton-lined pouch, set in a 1.5 inch softhand elastic waistband with raised PUMP! lettering. Note that Pump! thongs reportedly tend to run smaller, so consider sizing up, especially if you prefer a less body-hugging fit.[5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12]

Image Analysis

2 images
Military thong Nylon product image (primary)
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Product

Front-facing men's thong photographed flat, showing a contoured front pouch in perforated olive-green fabric, contrasting black side panels and trim, and a wide olive elastic waistband with a large black logotype.

  • Overall silhouetteFlat-laid front view of a low-rise thong with a pronounced contoured front pouch and narrow side straps that run to the waistband.
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.18 · w 0.88 · h 0.56 (high)
  • Front pouch material and textureCentral pouch panel in olive-green perforated mesh fabric with visible small round perforations and vertical stitching down the center.
    1 regionx 0.38 · y 0.32 · w 0.24 · h 0.44 (high)
  • Waistband constructionWide elastic waistband in an olive tone with horizontal stripe texture near the top and bottom and a large centered black logotype.
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.12 · w 0.88 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Contrast trim and side panelsBlack smooth fabric side panels and narrow black binding trim outlining the pouch and leg openings.
    2 regionsx 0.06 · y 0.28 · w 0.22 · h 0.26 (high); x 0.72 · y 0.28 · w 0.22 · h 0.26 (high)
  • Center seam detailVisible vertical center seam on the pouch formed by raised stitching that follows the pouch contour.
    1 regionx 0.48 · y 0.32 · w 0.04 · h 0.42 (high)
  • Brand text on waistband“PUMP!”
    1 regionx 0.28 · y 0.12 · w 0.44 · h 0.12 (high)

Other

Product centered on a neutral light gray background with soft shadow below; image shot from above with uniform studio lighting.

  • Background and stagingNeutral light gray background with a soft drop shadow beneath the product, no props or packaging visible.
    1 regionx 0.00 · y 0.00 · w 1.00 · h 1.00 (high)
  • Lighting and shadowEven, diffused studio lighting producing minimal specular highlights and a subtle shadow under the pouch area.
  • Image crop and orientationProduct is horizontally centered and fully visible within the frame; image is a top-down flat-lay.

Colors

olive green· waistbanddark olive green· front pouch#4D5A44black· side panels and trim#0C1215black· waistband logotype
Military thong Nylon product image 2
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Product

Flat-laid black nylon thong with a wide olive-green elastic waistband branded 'PUMP!' and a contoured front pouch; visible stitching and a narrow rear strap configuration.

  • WaistbandWide elastic waistband in an olive-green tone with horizontal darker olive knit stripes running across most of its length; waistband spans full product width and is folded flat.
    1 regionx 0.05 · y 0.08 · w 0.90 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Brand text on waistband“PUMP!”
    1 regionx 0.06 · y 0.08 · w 0.35 · h 0.12 (high)
  • Front pouch shapeContoured triangular front pouch made from smooth black fabric with visible single-needle topstitching around the pouch perimeter; pouch tapers to a narrow point toward the bottom center.
    1 regionx 0.33 · y 0.28 · w 0.34 · h 0.48 (high)
  • Upper front panel materialUpper band of the main body below the waistband appears as a perforated or mesh-like black fabric panel with small evenly spaced holes.
    1 regionx 0.12 · y 0.18 · w 0.76 · h 0.12 (medium)
  • Stitching detailVertical center seam and visible topstitch reinforcement where waistband meets body at center front.
    1 regionx 0.48 · y 0.08 · w 0.04 · h 0.18 (high)
  • Side trimsNarrow black binding trims along leg openings and waistband seam visible on both sides, flat and slightly raised above main fabric plane.
    2 regionsx 0.06 · y 0.22 · w 0.14 · h 0.18 (high); x 0.80 · y 0.22 · w 0.14 · h 0.18 (high)
  • Rear/narrow strap indicationNarrow back strap geometry inferred by the thong silhouette narrowing from the waistband into a single thin strap centered behind the pouch area; strap itself is not fully visible across the image background.Partial

Other

Product photographed flat against a uniform light grey background with soft shadowing beneath; centered, evenly lit top-down studio shot with slight vignette.

  • Background and shadowLight neutral grey background with a soft drop shadow under the product concentrated below the pouch area.
    1 regionx 0.00 · y 0.00 · w 1.00 · h 1.00 (high)
  • Shot compositionFlat-lay front-facing product photograph centered in frame with even studio lighting and minimal perspective distortion.

Colors

olive green· waistbanddark black· brand text on waistbandmatte black· main body and pouch#0C0E0Dcharcoal black· upper front mesh panel

Variants

4 SKUs
All variants of Military Thong Nylon
SKUTitlePriceAvail
4145592Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - SmallCA$40.00Yes
4145593Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - MediumCA$40.00Yes
4145594Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - LargeCA$40.00Yes
4145595Military Thong Nylon - Patterned Black - X-LargeCA$40.00Yes

Documents & Data

Customer Reviews

4 total
3.8

4 reviews · out of 5

J’adore!

★★★★★Eric P.

Un excellent maintien!

Slip tange

★★★★★Patrice P.

Slip tange

Surprisingly comfortable

★★★★★Robert M.

Surprising comfortable pair of underwear. Well made. Agree with other reviews to size up. I'm usually medium but just the Pump thongs need to size up.

Go up a size

★★★★★Deryck K.

If you follow their sizing chart, be sure to go up a size from what you normally wear and they’ll fit perfectly.

Provenance

Merchant Link
https://www.simons.ca/en/men-underwear/boxers-briefs/briefs/military-thong-nylon--9358-23105?colourId=0
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